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June 2013

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space-combat-dyke:

Oh my glob you guys
I just realized that if someone asked me who my favorite philosopher is, I actually have an answer to that question.

Peter van Inwagen obviously.

I wish I had a favorite philosopher </3

Jun 17, 20131 note

landofthefandoms:

Considering that Iron Man and Batman’s only real superpower is being super rich and smart, Bill Gates turned out to be a real disappointment

Atleast Richard Branson is basically Iron Man without the suit, always surrounded in women/money and doing cool shit like building spaceships 

Jun 13, 201351 notes
Jun 11, 201312 notes

marlokris:

Non omnis moriar

True art is to conceal art.

Not every death?

Jun 10, 20133 notes

arcticmonkies:

who even came up with the idea that people have to shave their body hair and wear makeup and change their eyebrows and be a certain weight and wear certain clothes life is so dumb stop the world i want off

It was mainly the egyptians for religious reasons, then the greeks were all ‘daaaaamn’

Jun 6, 2013182,998 notes
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Jun 3, 20132 notes

May 2013

21 posts

May 30, 201319 notes
It's da new frontier!: “Take away Sheryl’s singing and she is nothing.”I read that not long... → universal-overflow.tumblr.com

universal-overflow:

“Take away Sheryl’s singing and she is nothing.”

I read that not long ago and I’m not targeting anyone but I really do think that’s kind of wrong?

Macross is also known for its singers as well, so to be fair if we take away that from them, they will all be nothing.

Ranka without her singing:…

To be fair, without singing, Basara would still be an incredible pilot

May 29, 201311 notes
May 29, 201358,268 notes
May 26, 20134 notes
Why can't I run around without a shirt?

khaleesimother:

Seriously. Men with bigger boobs than mine do it.

What’s with the crazy levels of sexualizing female breasts?

Apparently it’s because they resemble butts. “Some anthropologists and sociobiologists believe that breast fetishism derives from the breasts’ similarity to buttocks, but instead provide sexual attraction from the front of the body.[2]”

-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_history_of_the_buttocks

May 25, 20137 notes
Play
May 25, 2013
#Banjo Kazooie #Halo #Star Wars #Nuts and Bolts #Ghost #Pelican #Mech #Grizzly #Millenium Falcon
HVK'ing and Writing: So I was playing Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts and I got into an... → hvkryter.tumblr.com

hvkryter:

So I was playing Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts and I got into an experimental mood.

(Usually in that game, this means that lots of smashing, blowing up and flying around a room at break speed breaking all the things ensues.)

I made a hovercraft; it was fairly small, compacting a medium engine…

Put a hyperdrive on it, then it’ll bounce off the roof

May 25, 20135 notes
May 24, 201315 notes
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May 24, 201312 notes
Simple Pickup: Watch Us Pick Up Girls → youtube.com

We get girls numbers doing ridiculous challenges, interview girls in front of bars, and give you tips to help guys like you, get laid. Get Bloopers & Extras …

A youtube channel in which sober guys grope and take advantage of drunk girls outside of bars.

What.

The.

Fuck.

May 24, 2013
#feminism #feminists #what the actual fucking fuck #HEY GUYS WE ASSAULT PEOPLE ON THE STREET! HOW FUNNY IS THAT?!
May 24, 201312 notes
May 22, 20139 notes

phoebulous:

Repeat after me kids!

Racism. Against. White. People. Does. Not. Exist.

Glad we got that covered

IF WE ALL HOLD HANDS AND SAY IT, MAYBE IT WILL FEEL TRUE

May 22, 201320 notes

whateverthehellidefend:

Mom just said I’ll be only a real woman the day I loose my virginity. 

Shoulda been all “but then I became a real woman at 12” and watch her jaw drop

May 22, 20133 notes
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May 21, 201328 notes
pith and puissance: ulysseus: elffia: I tried to go back to twitter. But it’s just not... → elffia.tumblr.com

ulysseus:

elffia:

I tried to go back to twitter. But it’s just not feminist enough.

Pretty sure if people took that pathetically lazy stance in the real world, feminism would have never even developed as a movement.

“oh, I think women should be equal, but the world doesn’t so,…

This is not a ‘brand new place just to criticize people’ I just don’t reblog on my main account.

May 21, 201314 notes

threshprinceofbelheir:

i don’t think i should have to wear a bra because some boys have bigger boobs than i do and they don’t have to wear one 

so don’t wear a bra, no one did before the 20th century anyway.

May 21, 20131 note

schala:

hey cis men

you know that the “i’m a lesbian [trapped in a man’s body]” joke isn’t funny at all right

right

RIGHT

hey angry (your sexuality is irrelevant to my rebuttal)

you know that humor is subjective not objective and your inability to find it funny means nothing as a universal truth right

right

RIGHT

May 21, 201367 notes

elffia:

I tried to go back to twitter. But it’s just not feminist enough.

Pretty sure if people took that pathetically lazy stance in the real world, feminism would have never even developed as a movement.

“oh, I think women should be equal, but the world doesn’t so, meh”

May 21, 201314 notes
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